ClerksMisc. |
1 Chasing Dogma (Oni/Image; Jay & Silent Bob 1-4; w Kevin Smith; a Duncan Fegredo). [From Image Comics: Jay & Silent Bob are bored with New Jersey, and it's time to get the hell out. So, they hop on a bus and head for Sherman, Illinois - the setting for all of John Hughes' films - a place where the girls are cute, the boys are sissies, and someone like Judd Nelson can turn attitude into cold, hard cash. Of course, the ride isn't so smooth, and the bombed-bastic duo get kicked off the bus. Determined to reach their destination, they set out to make it to Shermer any way they can and end up running into a whole barrel of trouble along the way. From the set of a porn movie to the sewers of the suburbs, Jay & Bob encounter TV has-beens, would-be starlets, and a super-intelligent monkey named Suzanne. Rude, offensive, and all around hilarious, the adventures of Jay & Silent Bob are not to be missed! Jay & Silent Bob are two of the popular characters from Kevin Smith's highly acclaimed independent films. This all-new comic book story is intertwined with the story lines from the movies, tracing the gruesome twosome from Chasing Amy through Mallrats to Kevin's latest film, Dogma.] |
2 Clerks (Oni/Image; The Comic Book, Holiday Special, The Lost Scene, story from Talk Magazine; w Kevin Smith; a Jim Mahfood, Phil Hester; Ande Parks). [From Image Comics: "I assure you - we're open." From the pen of Kevin Smith comes all-new adventures of Dante, Randal, Jay & Silent Bob, and all the customers of the Quick Shop Mini Mart. This trade paperback collects the three individual Clerks comic books, and features art by Jim Mahfood, Phil Hester, and Ande Parks. As in the now-classic feature film of the same name, all the mysteries of life are dissected through the myopic lens of pop culture. Who will get the rarest Star Wars toys first, and just how far will someone go for a Bantha-Sore Tuskan Raider action figure? Is dog food really edible? Is Santa Claus an avid consumer of pornography? Can candy canes be used as marital aids? Will Motley Crue always be cool? The book also includes the infamous story of what happened at Julie Dwyer's funeral to send Dante and Randal packing - a scene cut from the original script of the Clerks film!] |
3 Bluntman and Chronic (Oni/Image; OGN + story from Oni Double Feature 12; w Kevin Smith; a Mike Allred, Michael Avon Oeming, Pat Garrahy). [From Image Comics: Popular film director/writer Kevin Smith (Chasing Amy, Dogma) brings his world famous slacker creations Jay and Silent Bob as their "super-hero" personals: Bluntman and Chronic! Specifically timed to coincide with the release of Kevin's new film: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! (August 2001) This story is culled directly from what will become one of the summer's biggest smash releases! A photo cover ensures instant sales from film and movie buffs. With art by Eisner Nominated artist Michael Avon Oeming.] |
Tales from the Clerks (Graphitti Books; collects all three of the above + new story & story from Oni Double Feature 1; art on uncollected stories by Matt Wagner and Mike Allred). |